Thursday, January 6, 2011

The End is Nigh?


The end is nigh. In case you didn't already hear, last week on New Years Eve, thousands of blackbirds fell dead for no explainable reason in Arkansas. In addition, there were thousands of other unrelated unexplainable bird deaths in Italy, Louisiana, Kentucky, and Sweeden. In adition, 2 million fish washed up dead for again no explainable reason in Maryland's Chesapeake Bay in the U.S.

With other fish deaths also reported in Brazil, New Zealand and Arkansas -- approximately 100 miles from the bird incident. 40,000 crabs washed up on England beaches in the past few days, as well.

All these events are so far unexplained (or attempted to be covered up with BS reasoning)... what's causing this? Nobody knows.

This is it guys. Buy your guns and ready your bunkers, the end is coming.

What will you guys do in the last year of your life?

22 comments:

SuciƓ Sanchez said...

Baked beans and shotgun cartridges FTW.

Major.Mack said...

Yeah its the end of the world.. im gonna quit my job and have lots of sex and party!

Vapor said...

Find out who has built a death ray... and steal it.

Rawr said...

hi, nice blog
followin you

DDX said...

I'll start getting concerned when 40,000 cows wash up on the beach or 5,000 rats fall out of the sky.

LoneIslander said...

Doing what I always do, play wow.

Buckaroopopcorn said...

Bummer... but at the end of the day we all die: animals, people, countries, languages, species, planets, suns, all have their end and it's all utterly meaningless in that context. My recommendation: Re think what you value and resolve your existential dread and above all just be happy.

But thanks for keeping me up to date on events - oh - and inspiring me for a new blog post ;)

Reiem said...

OH SWEET JESUS I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!

Les said...

I plan to live forever, so I can't really answer your question.
Also, am I the only one who reads Chesapeake as 'Cheapskate' all the time?

Das Auto! said...

in answer to your last question: a lot of drugs

just kidding, but i would definitely take MDMA on the last day alive. can't think of a better way to go out than in complete bliss

Telia Tuli said...

Guns and bunkers?
I have hockey sticks and licorice.
Come at me.

Smile said...

It's not the last year, they said 2000 was the end of the world and we're still here

ImmaFrog said...

2012, dude, remember that

thenitefalls said...

I think 2012 is near and that's why these crazy phenomenons are happening lol

Ben Reinhardt said...

Get myself an octopus army

Reilly said...

2012 is coming so yeah ;)
I'll be uhm, writing my new movie :P

Rawr said...

That's it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY&feature=related

Wesh said...

that bird thing is definately scary, I'll admit that, but then again why would the end of the world nessecarily have to begin with... dead fish and dead birds?

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tigey said...

i say : BRING IT

Mister Sharaf said...

last year:

be a hedonist

MikeyB said...

drink, gamble and get tattoed. yeuh

tomi991 said...

ill drink.. drink... drink and um... drink? xD haha, kidding, hopefully it's not the last year :)

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