Monday, January 17, 2011

Steve Job Takes Leave From Apple



Could Lucifer himself indeed be mortal?

Who am I kidding, that's giving Jobs too much credit.

Apparently Steve Jobs has taken medical leave from Apple leaving Tim Cook in his place during that time. Jobs says he's 'on leave to focus on his health'.

Despite my hatred for Apple, I wish him well to get better soon. If Apple dies then Microsoft becomes a monopoly and we can't have that. :D

Also, a tip for you angry fan boys... make sure your finger isn't on top of the antenna when you're typing your seething rage into your iPhones. :D

21 comments:

Das Auto! said...

i heard he has cancer or something.

also, it's funny how apple products have so few flaws that when there's an actual technical problem, the press goes nuts! if it was a microsoft phone that had reception problems, people would be like "yeah, whatever".

Suciô Sanchez said...

He's earned his fame and fortune to a greater extent than most - though he knifed plenty of people on the way up.

Doo said...

Lol @ last sentence.

It is not his first time to leave, he will be back :)

Vapor said...

Steve Jobs gets healthy by eating children's souls.

The Game Store Guy said...

While I'm not a big fan of Apple as a whole, I certainly wish Jobs no harm and can only hope that he gets well soon.

watchman said...

steve job is a god you take that back!

Zoey said...

Probably not good for Apple.

Panikiller! said...

Following! ;D
Apple actions had a big fall when that happened...
Without Jobs what would be Apple?

noobspoon said...

I could take his job, just need to find my black turtleneck.

NooG said...

They've been hiding his sickness... Tough dude though

Telia Tuli said...

I think the end of the world is near.
these elitists are preparing to leave on spaceships.
just sayin.

Tsipise said...

I think not long from now, we will have one of these computer pioneers deceased...

BTN Hip Hop said...

him leaving wont make apple die

Rawr said...

steve jobs is king!

Reilly said...

dont have any apple products -> too expensive, too mainstream

Speedy Ed said...

haha yes. poor apple, nice post

G said...

Apple only got cool again when he re-joined the company... but they're still way too expensive

Isaac said...

Damn, got me nice post

tigey said...

Yea I guess it wouldnt be such a great thing should he fall very sick ...

JayPower said...

Damnn, diddnt see this coming!

JayPower said...

Damnn, diddnt know this

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